Vidjapbatmut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart hummingbird.

Vidjapbatmut created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidjapbatmut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidjapbatmut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vidjapbatmut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vidjapbatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.