Cubfedcap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able beaver.

Cubfedcap created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubfedcap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubfedcap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cubfedcap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cubfedcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.