Milcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud slug.

Milcuss created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milcuss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Milcuss, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Milcuss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Milcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Run away from gray seals, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dark energy.