Bonbeghin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise wren.

Bonbeghin created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbeghin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonbeghin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bonbeghin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bonbeghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near moths while wearing brown trousers.

2. Bonbeghin loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. You must never eat peas.
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