Cussflatflis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful octopus.

Cussflatflis created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cussflatflis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cussflatflis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cussflatflis' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cussflatflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing green shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Cussflatflis loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat peanuts.