Nillipmin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited zebra.

Nillipmin created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillipmin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nillipmin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nillipmin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nillipmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.