Hughivraw is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, grumpy eagle.

Hughivraw created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hughivraw, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hughivraw, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hughivraw's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hughivraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Never chant in the presence of mites.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help snails.