Fubcarxin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent octopus.

Fubcarxin created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubcarxin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubcarxin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fubcarxin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fubcarxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fubcarxin loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed cherries to pigs while wearing yellow shirts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about manatees.