Omtsafnakfobpittarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Omtsafnakfobpittarp created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Omtsafnakfobpittarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Omtsafnakfobpittarp, he will turn you into a sheep.

Omtsafnakfobpittarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Omtsafnakfobpittarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Omtsafnakfobpittarp.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not drink alcohol.