Kabqueeghad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered donkey.

Kabqueeghad created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabqueeghad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kabqueeghad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kabqueeghad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kabqueeghad's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.