Talgendib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, conceited dragon.

Talgendib created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talgendib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Talgendib, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Talgendib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Talgendib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about spacetime near horses while wearing orange dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect your elders.