Wip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish giraffe.

Wip created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing purple trousers and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.