Labstafbid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Labstafbid created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labstafbid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labstafbid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Labstafbid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Labstafbid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about capybaras.