Lakbagdog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful squid.

Lakbagdog created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Lakbagdog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lakbagdog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lakbagdog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lakbagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.