Padhanpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable yak.

Padhanpib created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padhanpib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Padhanpib, he will ignore you.

Padhanpib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Padhanpib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Padhanpib.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.