Larggenyok is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving manatee.

Larggenyok created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larggenyok, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larggenyok, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Larggenyok's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Larggenyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.