Artjamgutcib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet cobra.

Artjamgutcib created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artjamgutcib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Artjamgutcib, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Artjamgutcib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Artjamgutcib's Holy Commandments

1. Artjamgutcib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Always take life seriously.