Talbogsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm sheep.

Talbogsid created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Talbogsid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Talbogsid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Talbogsid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Talbogsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing green coats.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.