Did is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, contented toad.

Did created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Did, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Did, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Did's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Did's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Did on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Did in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the west.