Gigzigsug is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy mole.

Gigzigsug created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigzigsug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigzigsug, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gigzigsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gigzigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide if four foxes approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.