Rensatgenzod Dinmetfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Rensatgenzod Dinmetfeb created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rensatgenzod Dinmetfeb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rensatgenzod Dinmetfeb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rensatgenzod Dinmetfeb's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rensatgenzod Dinmetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Never write about black holes.