Larpcidfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able hamster.

Larpcidfob created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcidfob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larpcidfob, she will send minions to preach to you.

Larpcidfob's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Larpcidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Larpcidfob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Put Larpcidfob first in all things.

5. Never talk about spacetime near bats while wearing brown coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your hands.