Pibfebvenlen is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful rhinoceros.

Pibfebvenlen created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibfebvenlen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibfebvenlen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pibfebvenlen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pibfebvenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing fawn coats.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Pibfebvenlen on top of important buildings.