Nurlkiksab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind hydra.

Nurlkiksab created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlkiksab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurlkiksab, it will turn you into a rock.

Nurlkiksab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurlkiksab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Never bounce near shrews.

3. Do not keep three tortoises in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.