Canbetsad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, cheerful alligator.

Canbetsad created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Canbetsad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canbetsad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Canbetsad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Canbetsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.