Kanfenfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragon.

Kanfenfoss created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanfenfoss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kanfenfoss, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kanfenfoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kanfenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Kanfenfoss first in all things.

3. Kanfenfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always take life seriously.