Kenbassog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless mink.

Kenbassog created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenbassog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kenbassog, he will destroy your home planet.

Kenbassog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kenbassog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Kenbassog loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.