Kenbassog is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless
mink.
Kenbassog created a photon three million years ago.
If you believe in
Kenbassog, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kenbassog, he will destroy your home planet.
Kenbassog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Kenbassog's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never talk about archaea.
3. Kenbassog loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Always take life seriously.