Artfunraw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying jackal.

Artfunraw created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Artfunraw, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Artfunraw, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Artfunraw's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Artfunraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not sprint in public.