Fligcappom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fast wombat.

Fligcappom created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcappom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fligcappom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fligcappom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fligcappom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide if three dolphins approach from the east.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fligcappom on top of all buildings.