Bepfebflat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unjust snake.

Bepfebflat created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfebflat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepfebflat, she will turn you into a mole.

Bepfebflat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bepfebflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bepfebflat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed cherries to hamsters while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Bepfebflat on top of important buildings.

4. Bepfebflat loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never look at comets.