Flantengid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive bear.

Flantengid created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flantengid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flantengid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flantengid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flantengid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Flantengid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.