Ligfodzig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage fox.

Ligfodzig created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfodzig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ligfodzig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ligfodzig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ligfodzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing pink skirts.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.