Himlam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying jackal.

Himlam created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Himlam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himlam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Himlam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Himlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Himlam's name in vain.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.