Wodyamart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tiresome centaur.

Wodyamart created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodyamart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodyamart, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wodyamart's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wodyamart's Holy Commandments

1. Wodyamart loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. You must pray to Wodyamart eight times a day.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed pineapples to capybaras while wearing brown shirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.