Ligdabtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful dolphin.

Ligdabtarp created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdabtarp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligdabtarp, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ligdabtarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ligdabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Ligdabtarp.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your chest brown.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.