Wadbitjam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable bee.

Wadbitjam created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbitjam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wadbitjam, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wadbitjam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wadbitjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.