Mobtonklat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring alligator.

Mobtonklat created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Mobtonklat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobtonklat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mobtonklat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mobtonklat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.