Latjopcan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud mongoose.

Latjopcan created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Latjopcan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Latjopcan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Latjopcan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Latjopcan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Latjopcan first in all things.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.