Gonlimarm is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage clam.

Gonlimarm created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gonlimarm, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gonlimarm, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gonlimarm's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gonlimarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.