Wodbodvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful dragon.

Wodbodvog created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbodvog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodbodvog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wodbodvog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wodbodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt frogs.