Capkankim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited hummingbird.

Capkankim created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capkankim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capkankim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Capkankim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Capkankim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Never feed cucumbers to doves while wearing stockings.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing blue scarves and balancing three tin spheres on your face.