Zodhabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying wasp.

Zodhabbog created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Zodhabbog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zodhabbog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zodhabbog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zodhabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing black stockings and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Put Zodhabbog first in all things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.