Tennullvil is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless human.

Tennullvil created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tennullvil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tennullvil, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tennullvil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tennullvil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about special relativity near whales while wearing orange boots and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your face pink.