Arthabcedlen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless walrus.

Arthabcedlen created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arthabcedlen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arthabcedlen, he will turn you into a rat.

Arthabcedlen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Arthabcedlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed grapes to geese while wearing shorts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never chant in the presence of horses.

5. Never talk about moons.