Vidsabrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive guinea pig.

Vidsabrag created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Vidsabrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidsabrag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vidsabrag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vidsabrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vidsabrag five times a day.

2. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing purple dresses and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not take Vidsabrag's name in vain.

5. Do not kill nematodes.