Ragbondob Bestfidkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody shark.

Ragbondob Bestfidkom created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbondob Bestfidkom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragbondob Bestfidkom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ragbondob Bestfidkom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ragbondob Bestfidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Ragbondob Bestfidkom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.