Bassasbit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless hummingbird.

Bassasbit created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassasbit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bassasbit, he will manifest in front of you.

Bassasbit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bassasbit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.