Fomtabbat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil butterfly.

Fomtabbat created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtabbat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomtabbat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fomtabbat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fomtabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed pineapples to otters while wearing corsets.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Fomtabbat's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.