Tagzanvid is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful
snake.
Tagzanvid created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Tagzanvid, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tagzanvid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Tagzanvid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Tagzanvid's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Always look after injured snakes.
5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.