Parkquaglab Minlunlun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous dingo.

Parkquaglab Minlunlun created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Parkquaglab Minlunlun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkquaglab Minlunlun, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Parkquaglab Minlunlun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Parkquaglab Minlunlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not make images of living things.